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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aVSO8… 7:54 Nicholas Cage winking is the most tear-jerking and unfathomably miraculous intercepts of this film. The singular closure of his left eye triggers a reset button on our universe. It causes every mistake on the timeline to be erased completely, without any pain or suffering—because he already experienced that in order to be forgiven for HIS wrong-doings, and he will not make us go through the same 8 years of waiting. Instead, he will re-create the world. From the creases next to his tear duct his skin will provide passage to a single droplet of pure water that will stream down his overly stubbled chin and onto the rocky mass that would be the Earth. The droplet would form streams, rivers, lakes, oceans-- and erode the dry mass of rock into soil. He would let out a cry of, "Put the bunny back in the box." And it would be so. The plates on the Earth would collide, break, and reform in less than a second, in order to fulfill his request as quickly as possible. They would form mountain ranges to create a box for the bunny, and would welcome it when The Cage was to place it, ever so gently, into the box that would be so brutally formed. Soon, The Cage would be reunited with his loving wife and his longed for daughter—Casey. He would hold out the bunny to her, and apologize for it's small amount of dirt. Casey would take the bunny—understanding that the bunny meant more than just material possession, but it meant that her father would go through anything to make her happy. And that understanding—through the exchange of the bunny—would bring life to the planet. From Casey's tears of happiness would carry seeds to create plant-like creatures of all sorts. The mother would provide the same, and allow animals to come from the earth as well, including us humans. The twinkles in The Cage's two open, squinting eyes would multiply and form the stars we see as we look into the night sky today. Some of the stars would drift down and inhabit the lucky species that now rules the planet Earth—Man.
Yes, you and I are blessed to have the twinkle of Nicholas Cage's eye to live within us—to BE US. For us to be it. It is indeed a beautiful occurrence. And it shall occur again, for the wonderful thing about Nicholas Cage is:
He has been recorded on film.
And you can always press replay.
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Isn't it kind of strange how Gamzee says "mother fuckin" all the time, even though he is a Troll?
I mean, Trolls rely upon a "mother grub" for reproduction, and have no real mother or father because of the BUCKETS. Wouldn't it make more sense for him to say "mother grubbin" or something?
He could have picked it up as one of those fancy alien-sounding words... And Karkat doesn't use b100- b100ded vernacular so he wouldn't know.
I need to look into this.
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hOnK

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So I've been drawing today.
:o) A lot.
So many miracles.
I wanna upload the pictures ASAP but I need to bug my sister first.
SO MUCH GAMZEE
(actually only two pictures but whatever :o) )
Also, there is some Tavros. }:o)
So yeah, look forward to the miracles~




hOnK
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100 truths?

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001. Real Name → Charlotte
002. Nickname→ Lottie, Russia, Demyx, etc.
004. Male Or Female → Female
005. Elementary → WHY
006. Middle school → WHY
007. High School → WHY YOU ARE MAKING ME ANGRY
008. Hair Color → Brown~
009. Long Or Short → Long~
010. Loud Or Quiet → Depends~
011. Sweats Or Jeans → Jeans
012. Phone Or Camera → Phone
013. Health Freak → Nyet
014. Drink Or Smoke? → ....................................................................................kol
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → Da?
016. Eat Or Drink? → I will eat you C:
017. Piercings? → Nyet
018. Tattoos? → Nyet

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...?
019. An Airplane → Da~
020. A Car Accident → Da, though I don't remember it
021. A Fist Fight → With a little short one

FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing → >:T You heard me, my ears have no unnatural holes in them.
023. First Best Friend → Emily~
025. First Award → ..........A B honor roll?
026. First Crush → FUUUUUUUUU
028. First Big Vacation → The state of the Pencil

LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To → Moher Russia
030. Last Person You Texted:  Jessica?
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → Mother Russia
032. Last Food You Ate → I can't remember Xl
033. Last Movie You Watched → My Fair Lady~
034. Last Song You listened To → *pounds head on desk* TOO MUCH REMEMBERING IN THIS MEME
035. Last Thing You Bought → ......................................Stuuuffffff
036. Last Person You Hugged → Camille

FAVES:
037. Food → There are too many to choose from. OOH CHOCO-CORNETS
038. Drinks → MOUNTAIN DEW (LAURA YOU STOLE MINE DANGIT)
039. Clothing → ......I dunno
040. Book → The Book theif...?
041. Music → Music from other nations
042. Flower →Sunflower~
043. Colors → Cyan~ White~ Black~ Green~
044. Movies → Harry Potterrrrrrrrr
045. Shoes → Converse?
046. Subjects → US History.

IN THE PAST YEAR I... (I've done = [x])
047. [ ] Kissed In The Snow
048. [x] Celebrated Halloween
049. [?] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [ ] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [ ] Came Outta The Closet
053. [ ] Gotten Pregnant
054. [ ] Had An Abortion
055. [x] Done Something You've Regretted (haven't we all?)
056. [xxxxxxx] Broke A Promise
057. [x?] Kept A Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy
059. [x?] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life (Probably~)
060. [ ] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [ ] Left The Country
062. [?] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it
063. [ ] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [x] Ran A Mile
065. [x] Went To The Beach
066. [ ] Stayed Single

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Nothing
068. Drinking → Nothing
069. Getting Ready To → Post a new ID
070. Listening To → The shower
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today → Studying for finals XP
072. Waiting For → People to leave so I can go on youtube on the TV

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids? → UGH NO
074. Want To Get Married? → Debatable
075. Careers in mind → Chemist, Translator, etc...

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips Or Eyes → Eyes
077. Shorter Or Taller? → Shorter. Much shorter.
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous → A bit of both.
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → ............................ Debatable
080. Sensitive Or Loud → Sensitive?
081. Hookup Or Relationship → Relationship
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts → 20/20 VISION ALL THE WAY
084. Ran Away From Home → Nyet
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense → Nu...
086. Killed Somebody → .....................................No?
087. Broken Someone's Heart → Yeah. I think I have. :iconwthplz:
088. Been Arrested → Nyet

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Sure
091. Miracles → MIRICALES~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
092. Love At First Sight → Eh- No.
093. Heaven → For the most part
094. Santa Claus → DA
095. Sex On The First Date → Nyet
096. Kiss → ..........What is this even supposed to mean

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? → Yes
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? → Debatable
099. Do You Believe In God → I think so
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag sum people:
YOU WITH THE FACE
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My phone, that is.
And more like replaced.
ALSO MY SUNFLOWER IS BLOOMING :iconhappytearsplz: :iconrussiaisloveplz:
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